Is It July Yet?

Shay and I found out last night that we're going to be able to move over to mom and dad's old place. We're pretty excited about it, as it's what we want - a farm place off of the road. This house has treated us pretty well the last year, so I'm kind of sad to be moving out of it, but it's cool to be moving back to the house I grew up in. That being said, I am freaking out a smidgen. In the next 30 days I have to finish planting about 400 acres of soybeans, cultivate 1,000 acres of corn, hill those 1,000 acres of corn, pack our crap, pack mom and dad's crap that is still in that house, move said crap to desired locations, clean the house we're moving to, and clean the house we're living in. Now that I think about it, we'll probably be laying pipe out at the end of this month, too. I might not get much sleep this month.

Guitar Wish List

Since it's been raining for two weeks, I've been doing about 3 things - Messing around in the yard, watching videos on YouTube, and playing guitar. A lot of guitar. And when that happens, I start getting on eBay and looking at stuff. Which leads to me thinking I need stuff. Which leads to me remembering we are poor. I've been promising myself for a couple of years that I'd buy myself another guitar after harvest. First, I wanted a Guild D-55, then a Guild F-47MCE, then a Gibson Les Paul Special in TV yellow, and now it's a Guild D-35. I'd like an Orange Dual Terror amp, too. Updated wish list:

Guild D-35 - Solid Sitka spruce top, solid Mahogany back and sides. See, I've always really, really, really wanted a Gibson J-45, but don't feel like spending $2,000 on a guitar, and since the J-45 and the D-35 have the same tone woods, they're kinda the same. But not really. But the D-35 is definitely in the budget. I think. I'd like a sunburst model, but they're hard to find. And I don't want one of the shitty ones that has been made since Fender took over Guild. I want a Westerly, Rhode Island built D-35. Anyway, I'm boring you. Here's a picture:

Here's a picture of a Gibson J45, just for giggles and grins. It's kind of the holy grail for me:

I saw a Gibson Les Paul Studio 60's Tribute in Dietze's in Lincoln last week, but I didn't play it. Now I'm wishing I would have. I can't get this damn thing out of my mind. It's also in the budget (whatever that means - I really don't have any budget) at $850. I almost put the frickin' thing on a credit card yesterday, convincing myself I could pay it off at harvest. Luckily, I pulled my head out of my ass and didn't do it. Shay and some of my siblings are going to the zoo in Omaha Saturday, so I may hitch along just so I can go back to Dietze's at some point in the day and play this thing. I also noticed an Orange Dual Terror amp in there the other day. How convenient...

I'm really confused about my guitar preferences. See, I used to be a big Telecaster guy. I suppose I still am. I had two Teles put together by my friend Rob Arnold (If you ever need any work done to a guitar, I will be more than happy to take it to Rob. He is amazing.) and I love them both, but these days, when I reach for a guitar, it's some mongoloid Gibson SG I bought for my brother. It was the personal guitar of the guy that owns Red House Music in Hastings. He bought a different SG and didn't play this one anymore. I'm not sure what it has for pickups, but I'm in love with the neck pickup. And I love the neck. Sam doesn't even pretend to play anymore, so I took it back before he did something stupid, like sell it. I think I'm in the Gibson camp. For now. Things might change.

Here's the Orange Dual Terror Amp I've been blabbing about:

I did order a Boss RC-2 Looping station yesterday. I know what you're wondering - what the hell is that? About the coolest thing on earth, my friend. It's a little pedal that has 30 drum tracks, and 16 minutes of recordable space. So I can start a drum track, lay down a guitar riff, and basically have a rhythm track. Then I can go back over the top and jam. Here's a video:

I also want a Big Muff Pi or a Keeley Fuzz Head, but I don't got no dollas. Those are fuzz pedals. Here's a demo of the Keeley:

 So if you know anyone that wants to get rid of a few thousand dollars, give them my number.

Rain. And More Rain

It rained all night and it's supposed to rain all day. We're in a flood watch. There's a 40% chance of rain Friday and Friday night. It could be like 3 years ago if it doesn't quit. The real bitch of all of this is that in two months, we'll be pissing and moaning that it never rains. When it's wet and cool like this, the corn doesn't develop very long roots, so when it gets hot later in the summer, we have to water quite a bit, or else the corn gets mad at us.

When I say it could be like 3 years ago, this is what I'm talking about:

The water was actually running through Grandma and Grandpa's basement. These pictures are after the water went down some.

I don't have any pictures of the cattle yard, but it was chest deep in some places. The machine shed had water in it. 

That's a fence post sticking out of the water.

These pictures were taken by my sister, Alli. I'm hoping that this doesn't happen again. I guess we'll see.

Monday's Gone With The Wind

This is how today went - we drove around trying to find somewhere dry enough to plant, with no luck. I went to St. Libory to get coffee. I mowed and trimmed the yard, and trimmed the hedge. I ate dinner. I planted some hostas and some sunflowers (As a corn and soybean farmer, sunflowers are the bane of my existence, but Shay likes them). I played with the dogs. That's about it. I had a couple of fantastic meals today - chicken fried steak for dinner, roast beef for supper.

I'm going to try to plant tomorrow before the next rain moves in. We're supposed to get "heavy" rain tomorrow, so more flooding will probably occur. All in all, I'm not going to complain. At least I still have a home, unlike so many people that have been affected by flooding and tornadoes this spring. I ask you to pray for the people of Joplin, Missouri. If you haven't seen pictures of the tornado and devastation, you need to.

That being said, I heard some bimbo on the radio saying that this tornado was further proof of global warming. Lady, if I ever meet you, I may kick you in the head. This is not an opportunity to prove something. This is an opportunity for compassion and service. Don't cheapen the lives lost because of this tornado by saying that it wouldn't have happened if only we hadn't put so much pollution in the air over the years. 

So, how about that rapture?

Farmer Ramblings

http://www.agweb.com/article/good_corn-growing_weather_on_the_way/

That global warming article really chapped me the other day. I found this article this morning, which seems to confirm that we will be "lucky" once again this summer. This makes me semi-nervous, though, because corn does need hot weather at some points in its growth to mature fully. So... we'll see.

http://www.agweb.com/article/corn_could_be_headed_to_8bu_or_higher/

This article freaks me out. You're probably wondering why. Well, maybe I'm just pessimistic, but I'm fairly certain we're going to pay for these high prices at some point. When corn goes higher, soybeans go higher. As long as we raise a crop, we should make some good money. I should be enjoying this. The first corn I sold, which would've been 7(?) years ago, I sold for $1.92/bu. If I could sell corn for $8/bu, that's a huge chunk. Over a 1,000 bushels, the difference would be about $6,000. For the same product. The market is cyclical, and from a few things I've read, it's going to go back down again sometime in the next couple of years. I could be wrong. I don't know. What I do know is that corn prices will go down, and when they go down, rent, fertilizer, seed, fuel, etc. probably won't. So we'll get $4/bu for corn while paying $250/acre rent, $300 for a bag of seed, and $4/gallon of red diesel. My money is going into a coffee can this fall. I'm preparing for a farm depression.

Here are some flood updates, if you're interested. The first one is a radio interview with a farmer that lost his farm. It's not a long interview, but listen to all that he and his wife lost, not to mention the 3 hired men he had:

http://www.agweb.com/multimedia/consequences-of-the-2011-flood-part-1/

This is a link to a newscast about the flood:

http://www.agweb.com/multimedia/3-million-acres-of-farmland-could-be-swamped/

Well, Hello

It's always nice to wake up around 5:30AM to the sound of rain falling on your roof, coming to the realization that you didn't put your seed box covers on your planter the night before because you didn't think it was supposed to rain until Thursday. I threw on a hoodie and some Chucks (they were the first shoes I came across) and headed out the door, only to remember that my covers were over at Grandpa's. A promising start to the day, no doubt. I got them put on just in time for it to quit raining. They changed the forecast, though. 100% chance of rain today, 70% tonight and tomorrow, 60% tomorrow night, 50% Friday and Friday night. I really don't want to see any crops get flooded out - it's happened the last 3 years - but I'm steeling myself for it.

Does iPod shuffle ever change your day? "My Hero" by the Foo Fighters came on yesterday, and there's a specific image that comes to mind every time I hear that song, and I've always wanted to write about it. It inspired me to do so yesterday. I'm working on something. We'll see how crappy it turns out.

This Just In - Farmers in Corn Belt "Lucky" Not To Be Affected By Global Warming

http://theindependent.com/articles/2011/05/16/news/ag/13347266.txt

"The climate science is still unclear about why summers in the Corn Belt haven't been warming. But most explanations suggest that warming in the future is just as likely there as elsewhere in the world," Lobell said.

"In other words, farmers in the Corn Belt seem to have been lucky so far."

Wow. I didn't know you could use luck as part of scientific research. Where was that knowledge when I was in 5th grade?

"Ben, how did you come to this conclusion about cirrus clouds?"

"I was lucky."

I've read this article three times trying to make sense of it. Basically, they're saying that global warming doesn't seem to be affecting our yields. Yet. But watch out!

"Lobell and his colleagues examined temperature and precipitation records since 1980 for major crop-growing countries in the places and times of year when crops are grown. They then used crop models to estimate what worldwide crop yields would have been if temperature and precipitation had typical fluctuations around 1980 levels." - The article doesn't make mention of the fact that farming practices have changed quite a bit in the last 30 years. Genetics in seed have changed, soil sampling and nutrient placement are more intense, irrigation methods have become more efficient, no-till has become more accepted and practiced, etc. 

The reason our yields haven't dropped, and have actually gone up? Because we were "lucky" to dodge global warming. 

Are you kidding me? Are people really that desperate to prove global warming? Look, I don't care one way or the other. Either it's true or it's not. There's not a whole lot we can do about it either way. I think God knew what he was doing when he created this place. If you want to prove global warming exists, fine. Don't be giving me this bullshit about being lucky. If you can't prove something, keep your mouth shut.